6/19/2008

Bal Thackeray and Hindu suicide bomb squads

"It was heartening to know that it was the supporters of Hindutva who had exploded the bomb in the theatre. But it was sad to know that it was planted to hurt the Hindus and I am ashamed about it."
"The need of the hour is to plant a strong bomb in Bangladeshi bastis (slums) that have mushroomed in Thane and elsewhere in Maharashtra,"
Hear the glorious words of aai-f****r Shiv Sena supremo Bal Thackeray. Is this guy for real? These lines seem straight out of his donkey arsehole connected to his stomach rather than his mouth and brains. Its really ridiculous. One 22 year old Rahul Krishnakumar Vaid was charged (thanks to the Indian Penal Code, the India IT Act and google) and potentially faces 5 years jail time for posting "obscene" stuff about Sonia Gandhia in an orkut community called "I hate Sonia Gandhi". And Thackeray dude goes free no matter what!





In any case, I am wondering how the volunteering process to become a Hindu suicide bomber be. From recent trends, it looks like if you are are Hindu Marathi Manus, you can probably jump ahead the line to enjoy the heavens. And since this Thackeray arse wants to counter Muslim bombs by Hindu bombs, he better match the incentives. At the minimum, 72 sexy and virgin Marathi Bais (or Marathi Hunk Manus if you are a gay volunteer) as a reward in heavens for their martyrdom.

Jai Maharashtra, Jai Hind!

14 comments:

musefree said...

Just send these squads off to Iraq before things cool down there.

Avi C said...

True;

Reminds me of a certain quote

"Power doesn't corrupt, but fools corrupt power"

It's amazing how some people can get away with almost anything

Anonymous said...

Nair,,,sirrrreee,,,what do you call your mother though, is she Amma f***kin commie? Are you for real? It seems like your Kuuuuli black arse hasn't learnt a single thing in this world after lending to Arabs for centuries? I think you practie lot of arsehole talking, you know "lungi uthao poongi baajao"? Did you find somebody at Caltech who is a Lungi lover? Preferably an Arab. None of the Indians will touch your Narial Paaniwala arse, you know what I mean? Hey "kuuuuli" commie, why don't you be a man and confront Thackery, making snide cowardly mallu comments will not solve your problem.You need to fight, confront,Unless you are bent upon doing harm to yourself. You are a "Kuuuuli" you will lift your lungi and run, that's all you are capable of. Nothing else. Do you think a Marathi gives a f***ck about what you think. Again no your place in this world ,,a "Kuuuuli".

nairmuse said...
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nairmuse said...

For those who are not getting the context of anonymous's comments, s/he is referring to the 2.6 million (as of 2000) of mallus working in gulf countries as kuuli commies :) And yeah, lungi is the traditional male dress worn around the waist in many parts of South Asia.

www.rediff.com/business/2000/ja/17gulf.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lungi

Anonymous said...

mr. nair what do u think of urself. sitting abroad and passing comment on thackeray... pechwade mein dum hai tau mumbai aa... ur silly comments will help u with nothing.... have u converted ? or have u joined some terrorist organisation... bcoz i guess ur mind thinks in the way what terrorist thinks... bcoz tu ppl ko behaka raha hai... divide n rule....... or u have gone mad... got nothing to do.... so kuch ulta seeda likho... aur jaha tak thackey k suicide bombers ki baat hai..... yeh awfa teri jaise hi akal k dushman ne likhi hai..... vaise what do u do for living.....? job se nikal tau nahi diya, teri ooth patang harkatso se.... isss liye puch raha hu kyu k i think tere pass aur koi kaam bacha nahi hai..... NEVER WRITE ANY BULL SHIT ABOUT THACKERAY UNLESS AND UNTILL U PROOVE IT.

Anonymous said...

mr. nair,
going pass through few of your blog's, i came to know or u can say i m judging u as a problematic indian residing abraod.... thanks god! india is safe... remain there only..... comment on the country in which u reside... about what status u got in your sorrounding... and how influential you are abroad.... i guess u dont have gutts to speak about them....
u made me laugh.....
few of ur previous blog said gujju's are dumb.... Raj Thackeray & his monkeys... Thackeray & Donkey... what next mr. nair.....
keep writing bcoz when i got nothing to do, i will read ur blog's.... and recomend u a nice phycothearipst.....

Anonymous said...

Mr. Nair,
there is a laughter challange competetion going on in india. u can participate in that with ur hilarious views. please do participate.

Anonymous said...

talk some thing productive....

Indian Investor said...

I am amazed to see so many pro-thackrey comments. Sujit, I think they are right. I
agree with Thackrey's comments that Hindus's should try 'suicide bombing'. But i will take them seriously only if Thackrey leads by example. Go thackrey , go! we want you to be the first Hindu suicide bomber.
That will be the first suicide bombing which will actually help this world , haha!!

Anonymous said...

I am amazed to see so many pro-thackrey comments. Sujit, I think they are right. I
agree with Thackrey's comments that Hindus's should try 'suicide bombing'. But i will take them seriously only if Thackrey leads by example. Go thackrey , go! we want you to be the first Hindu suicide bomber.
That will be the first suicide bombing which will actually help this world , haha!!

Anonymous said...

To Investor and Nairrreee,,,Kuuuulie Sirrre, I have a history lesson for you, do you know how, the word "coolie" came into english dictionary? well British needed someone to wash their behind and do all kinds of lowly,dirty work. They found ever bending,submissive,subservient dark skinned southern "monkeis" to be the perfect fit.These "low crass" people,were well versed in the area of "yes sirrre and nulla sirrre"jibe,That was the natural answer for every work done. that was automatic for these"subhumans" British,the Master liked it and then they thought of a name called "coolie" like their dog.Hence the name. This still continues, now they "cooolie" for Arabs. Suraj Nair will always be a bonafide,certified coolie and low life of India. His edcuation and degree has a value and stamp of a "coolie" and that shows in his writings. He is a coward who can do only one thing run and hide.

Anonymous said...

It looks like Thackeray sends his ass-lickers to threaten people on the internets. I hope the pay is good enough.

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